Damn Puddle

I am a writer, dreamer, hardcore Gamer, over-spender of money, free thinker, cook, Lover, fighter and music fan. findmehereonDeviantArt

granite-sun:

nightmare

YOU DID THIS TO ME, MICHAEL! YOU DID THIS! LOOK AT ME! DON’T RUN FROM ME, MICHAEL! DON’T RUN FROM THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER LOVED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

(via trev0rphilips)

confide—nemini:

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

An erotic novella by Trevor Philips.

About a sociopathic movie producer who loves getting spanked

ruubzway:

Trevor Philips, The Storm That is - (x)

Raise your hand if this fanfiction made you cry ‘raises hand’

(via halizabeth)

Nobody prepares you for the worst. 
Yet they tell you to stay strong and power on through. 
That you will be able to do it when the time comes. 

The one thing thing they don’t tell you….is how to be strong. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I find you really intimidating bc you're so cool and nice and it's just tens across the board meanwhile I'm really loud and annoying and for me it's just zeros across the board maybe one 0.5 on the board
levidaenci levidaenci Said:

Wow, I mean…..honestly wow!

ruubzway:

Trevor just ran cock first into a pole so hard Steven Ogg probably felt it.

What if Steven felt it while hanging out at some bar with Ned. And at the same exact moment, Big daddy put his arm around him! 

(via atease-captainphillips)

derrenisbatman:

On a scale from 1 to Trevor Phillips, how hot do you look in a dress?

I’ma say…….5?

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?
  • Ask me a couple of numbers!!
  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?
  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
  • 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
  • 4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
  • 5. Do you know a hoarder?
  • 6. Can you do a split?
  • 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
  • 8. How many oceans have you swam in?
  • 9. How many countries have you been to?
  • 10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
  • 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
  • 12. What would you name your son if you had one?
  • 13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
  • 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
  • 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
  • 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
  • 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
  • 18. Did your mother go to college?
  • 19. Are your grandparents still married?
  • 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
  • 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
  • 22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
  • 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
  • 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
  • 25. Is your father bald?
  • 26. Do you know triplets?
  • 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
  • 28. Have you ever had Indian food?
  • 29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
  • 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
  • 36. Can you whistle?
  • 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
  • 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
  • 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
  • 40. What medical conditions do you have?
  • 41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
  • 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
  • 43. Where do you buy your jeans?
  • 44. What's the last compliment you got?
  • 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
  • 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
  • 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
  • 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
  • 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
  • 50. Why do you have a tumblr?

leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

Michael De Santa’s body double right here! 

(via seth--rogen)

wryandwatchful:

LEVIDAENCI! LOOK! LOOK! OMG GENERAL! AAAAAHHHHHHH

At ease, Captain Philips.

Michael is Trevor’s uptown girl and every time they hang out, Trevor plays the song on his car radio as he drives to his buddies house. 

beastheads:

paused durin a rewatch and i’m fucking wheezing

We have it people! Michael’s so done face!

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

You ain’t missing much. Trust me.

(via mahbucky)